Like a Bird Without a Feather

It is my duty to make fun of, slander, and libel anything and everything Cub related.  Thusly, here is an excerpt from a recent conversation with a Cubs fan:

"(10:36:32 PM) wobblyheadedjon: holy fuck...you guys are paying someone 91 million dollars that is 0-5, has an ERA >9 over the past five games
(10:36:59 PM) wobblyheadedjon: ...you wonder why unicorns are more prevalent than world series games played @ Wrigley."

In other sports news...
USA v. Brasil here in Chicago, and I'm not going in case my great grandpa's surgery goes south.  I know I'm an asshole, but why couldn't it just have been on a Sunday?

Week 1 of NFL season.  Dolphins better pull together at least a 8 game season.  they have a lot of rookies and its a rebuilding year, but they have the most solid (Yes Bear's fans) the most solid defense out there.  If the offensive line can hold it together, we can have a decent year.  Playoffs?  maaayyyyybe.