Like a Bird Without a Feather

done by a guy who plays some sissy-core type stuff.  more into stuff like fall out boy and the such.  He hit the nail on the head with this though...
"slayer is the gold standard against which every band is measured.
they are the pinnacle.
they are the band your parents pray that you never become a fan of.
they are the planet eating unicron.
and as scott ian from anthrax once said, "slayer is what hell sounds like."